nastybun

It’s past 1am on a Monday night, and someone nearby has decided that now is a great time to start listening to techno at loud enough volumes to get me up and complaining about it on the internet. Not loud enough that it would wake me if I was actually able to sleep, but far too loud for people who should be allowed to participate in society. These are the people who should be strung up in front of real people, so we can flay them. If I were in charge, I’d set that in motion. I reckon I could drum up enough support to make it happen. Or at the very least we could designate certain suburbs for these demi-people and fence them off from the rest of us. They’d only be allowed back out if they could pass some sort of hearing, and on the proviso that they where a collar with some C4 in it so I could deal with them remotely if they ever crossed me again.

I think that’s fair… readers? Would you support me?