nastybun

If this isn’t a pisstake, then it serves as the perfect lesson towards the need for a translation overseen by someone who speaks the eventual language properly, proper direction of the voice acting and voice actors who aren’t utter fucktards.

Ye gods… I could do better than that after an eleven hour drinking session…

Me/Myself/I theatre:

“… though that was before Spicks and Specks merged.”

“What? Merged?”

“Yea, it used to be two separate shows. You didn’t see them?”

“What? They were never..”

“Yea, sure they were. Spicks was this horribly racist show about immigrants, and Specks was all about cleaning products. Spicks was hilarious, all these segments about life in Australia for southern european immigrants running fish and chip shops , cafes and garages and all that. They had their fingers in everything really. At one point they were going to run something called Big Mumma, basically a bunch of people in a house run by an older Italian lady who would control everyone’s lives. It coulda been brilliant. Not really sure what happened to it, after a ton of spin offs it just kinda died in the arse. Who’da thunk that Myf would go from big-haired cafe regular to music loving team leader? Unfortunately, the term ‘spic‘ is more of an Hispanic slur than a wog slur, which lost a lot of viewers due to the etymological innacuracies. Specks was a little more serious, there’s not really a long way to go with cleaning products. It was a bit of a cult thing for a while, showing up in all sorts of places, but it went south pretty fast. Eventually the powers that be combined them into the obvious spin off.. a music trivia show. It’s very good now, you gotta hand it to them. I try and watch it every week.”

“What the hell are you on about?”

“:D”

The hyiod bone, in your throat, is the only bone in the body not attached to another bone.

Bet you can’t feel it… wrap your hands around your throat.. go on, press hard, it’s in there somewhere…