nastybun

Hoilet all, I am still alive and kicking.. well, I’m not kicking so much.. but I am alive. Well, there was that time when.. but I digress.

So I’m currently house-sitting for the bossman and the flower while they’re off swanning about ewwroop.. Apparently the bossman had a conference to go to, but we all know that was just an excuse. They were in Switzerland watching out for black holes, but they’ve moved on now. Not to worry though, there’s a website now to let us know if the LHC has destroyed the world. Handy. Of course, the main reason I’m down here is to keep their cat company. So far we seem to be getting along ok, sometimes she deigns to acknowledge my presense. Other times she wants to sit on my lap when I’ve a bowl of orange peel on there and my hands are covered in juice.. so she lucks out. That’s probably for the best though. I’m not sure her usual staff (we all know who really runs the joint…) would appreciate a sticky, orange smelling cat. Still, it could be the next big thing…

Other things that are occuring are.. well, but much. Car’s not sold yet, which is starting to get vaguely annoying.. anyone want a sports Volvo? Anyone? …awww…