Mar 24 2009

my fellow earthicans

Category: randomnesspimento @ 3:18 pm

So I guess it’s been a while since the last state of the union adress on here. Well, as of late we commiserated the anniversary of my appearance into this space called living. Or something. We, us and a gang went to the Red Oak pub where we dined upon succulent foods and imbibed a selection of tasty beers brewed by the proprietors. Very great place, mucheo recommendation for a dinnerial night out. From thence a subsection of the aforementioned attendees (myself included, natch) headed on down to the James Squires pub for more tasty brews. Foos ball was played (I won) and some dodgy arcade racer was played.. we all lost. An enjoyable night out.

On the gaming front, as I’m sure you’re all desperately interested, there have been several new developments. I believe I mentioned Chrono Trigger DS earlier, and as you can see in the side bar I’m still going on with it when the mood takes me. It’s just as excellent as it ever was, though shows some age in that some quests must be pursued with some trial/error.. or a FAQ if you’re that way inclined. There have been some minor changes to spell names in the port that are sure to upset the purists, but the game is unchanged… except for some odd Lost Sanctum thing that appears to have been tacked on. I’m not sure what it’s all about.. I may ignore it. Mostly though, it’s a high quality port of what many many people will tell you is the best 16-bit (SNES era, for you non gamers) RPG.. and what many people regard as one of the best RPGs ever made. Certainly it’s a very accessible one.. I’m not the biggest RPG fan in many ways, as I hate grinding for levels and random encounters.. but CT has not these things. Also, once you’ve beaten the end guy you can begin a New Game +. This begins the game with all the characters at the level they were when you finished it before.. so you can breeze through the game again, or attempt to tackle the end guy at an earlier point in the plot, hence seeing one of the many different endings. Given the game is all about time travel, the endings are varied and plentiful. There is much replay value to this game.

On the PC front, I have been playing Dawn of War 2 co-op with a certain entrance sealing device. It’s a very streamlined strategy game – there’s no bases, no resource gathering and no unit creation. What you have is a gang of squad commanders or solo units that will level up and attain armour, weapons, items and skills to be utelised through the levels. You tell them where to do, they find cover and blow things up. For the units with squads, you can capture points that will recover lost squaddies and will replenish all units’ health. In co-op you share the units rather than have two of each, which means you can take more a granular approach and make more use of tactics and abilities. We’ve been chit chatting over skype while playing which makes the co-ordination of things much easier, though nowadays voice comms whilst co-op multiplaying is pretty much a given – most games will have in game comms functionality. Skype just gives better quality voice whilst being independant of the game. Anyhoo, it’s a lot of fun… a hybrid of an RTS and an RPG that gives the best of both worlds with very few drawbacks… though I still hate level caps in games. Check it out.

Next time on the ‘bun, Red Alert 3.. and we play ‘what’s that smell?!’ If you can guess what noisome odour I’m thinking of, you win something off my desk.. will be a dead hard drive, or maybe an old receipt?!

Oak trees do not have acorns until they are at least 50 years old.

Some sort of mid-life crisis maybe?


Mar 20 2009

in the face

Category: randomnesspimento @ 7:52 pm

Today was the first time I fired a gun that I didn’t have to pump up. This isn’t momentous news by itself, as I still maintain that gun ownership is for insecure idiots… unless you go clay target shooting with them. Which is what we did. A vendor of a highly brilliant proxy/web acceleration/gateway security/application QoS system product organised it for us.. I love corporate outings. Bluecoat are wonderful in every way! I don’t know a whole lot about that section of the marketplace, but from what I do know they offer a compelling product. Let me know if you want to know more.. I can hook you up! Anyhoo, they took a bunch of partners and end users clay target shooting as a corporate event. It was held at the venue of the shooting events from the 2000 Olympics, so we were in good hands. The firearms involved are basically a vertical double barrelled shotgun, with target shot cartridges. I think they’re basically bird shot. There was four different stations with targets coming from two different launchers at each one. We got a warm up at one of them, then one shot at a target from each launcher.. given that some targets move towards you, some away, some at diagonals and some directly sideways, it means that most of the shots were taken with no prior practise at that target trajectory. After the 8 shots were taken ( I hit precisely half of them) we had to do two at once. Two cartridges were loaded and two targets flung.. both were easy shots, moving somewhat diagonally towards us, but having two at once meant you had to hit the first, then swing off to the second and pick it up super quick. I hit both of them! The rest of my team did about as well (or better) so we ended up coming first! Now I have a golden target to display, and $50 to spend on something. All in all, the conclusion I got out of it is that I’m brilliant. I know I conclude that a lot, but hey.. there’s evidence there.


Mar 13 2009

the lappentizzopple topples

Category: rantingpimento @ 2:16 pm

My laptop shat itself this morning. Well, the windows on it did. Given it’s Vista from when it was new and it survived two years of crap with no problems, I think it did all right really. I had a feeling that this might happen, so last night I cleaned it out and decided I’d try Vista’s backup your PC option. Supposedly it grabs an image of your PC so that you can restore it to exactly how it was, no problems and all. Sounds like a great idea, yes? I thought so. So once I’d pulled the hard drive out of the laptop, attached it to my desktop and recovered all the important files (I don’t trust backups if I can avoid it..) I booted the laptop into its recovery partition and let it do it’s thing. Bing bang bong, I’m back at a clean, fresh windows install with all the drivers and what not required for the hardware in there. Nice. Time to try this Recover your PC thing. Ahh.. you have to boot from a Vista CD/DVD or external boot device that has the software on it. Damn, that was a big waste of time then. Oh well, I’ll boot from the Vista DVD I have lying about.. different version, but it might work. Tops, into the Recover Full PC option. Time to sit back and watch my laptop restore itself to its former glory… hang on, the only option is to format the entire hard drive. Shame about the recovery partition on there. If it were my desktop, shame that the Vista partition is the first quarter of a striped pair of hard drives. Shame that for the majority of users (assuming that the majority of brand name PCs nowadays come wth recovery partitions.. I think they do..) this wonderful Vista backup software will remove any option of a full, vanilla system rebuild. This makes it worse than useless, it may actually void the warranty for some machines. It wouldn’t surprise me.. certainly it would cost users a bunch of cash to have the partition restored or for the manufacturers to post out discs to recover from if required. Idiots… Vista backup software gets -3 pears.

Speaking of laptop irritation.. it also turns out that ATi don’t provide direct drivers support to their mobile chipsets. All driver updates must come via the manufacturers of the machines.. which sucks when the manufacturers can’t be bothered and only offer the ones that were available at the time the laptop was first released. One of the reasons I bought the model I did was its graphics chip.. I wanted to use it as a low end gaming machine on the odd occation. This endeth that option.. Left4Dead runs terribly on it, but newer drivers could likely go a long way to assisting that. Con sarn it.

If you are a universal doner your blood group is type O.

I’ve no idea what type mine is…