Oct 25 2011

dark forzas

Category: musingpimento @ 3:28 pm

Hoi hoi. Etc. Gallumphing.

So recently I’ve been playing two games, Dark Souls and Forza 4. They sound rather disparate titles, but hear me out here – for all their opposing notions, they have some things in common too. I’ll start with Dark Souls, as that came out first. If you don’t know much about it, it’s basically a hack n slash RPG with roguelike elements liberally mixed in. [If you don't know what a roguelike is, check this out for a quick intro.] It’s not quite as harsh in death as a roguelike in that you only lose your souls (both currency for items and the consumable used for levelling up) and your humanity (you wander around as an undead until you choose to restore your humanity). What sets this apart from other hack n slashers is the difficulty level that is often reported as ‘brutal’. That’s probably for want of a better word – while it’s possible for any ol’ mook to kill you in seconds, you have to have rather stuffed it up for that to happen. If you’re careful about it, you’ll dispatch them fine. Where it really gets hard though are the bosses – for reference of those who’ve played it, I’m up to a rooftop battle with a couple of gargoyles. I’ve only tried it twice (and I was a little drunk the second time) but both times I lasted barely long enough to do any damage. I won’t launch into a review as those are easy enough to find about the place, but suffice to say it’s a game that presents a huge barrier of entry to and would be off putting for people who don’t know what they’re getting into.

Forza 4 is a racing sim, and it might be the best one yet. Depending on who you ask that’s either a reasoned opinion or I’m a frothing xbox fanboy who’s blind to its glaring faults. Its competitor is the latest Gran Turismo game you see, so there are many of the usual internet based arguements about which is superior in every way. Also as usual they’re unreasoned, poorly researched (if at all) and totally pointless, but hey.. it’s the internet. Suffice to say I’ve not played GT5 so am in no reason to know either way, but I can say that I’m not tempted to buy a PS3 in order to play it. Anyway, its a game that’s been geared to be fun for all players, no matter their skill. In this I can say that its been rather successful, as I (who am rather good at these things) can still have a bunch of fun playing with less experienced friends. It has its flaws; they took out the endurance racing for some reason, which I really enjoyed and the engine swap options seem to be a little less bizarre – ie, no more V8 shopping cars but still a solid effort. It’s recommended anyway, if you’re after a driving game.

So how the hell are these two related? Well, Dark Souls takes a game type that would usually see you hacking a swathe through countless mooks with nary a scratch on you and turns it into an experience that brutally punishes mistakes but ends up all the more rewarding for it. Forza 4 takes an experience that can easilly be insurmountable for a newcomer (remember this is sim racing, not Need For Speed racing) but adds layers of assists to ensure that there’s an experience in there for everyone. By working hard at presenting a cohesive experience to the player they both ensure that a deep, rewarding experience is available – in Dark Souls case to a niche section of the market who love it, in Forza 4′s case to basically anyone who likes tooling about in cars. In both cases though it helps to get very familiar and nerdy with the skills required and more importantly the physics and real world reasoning behind why such skills are required for success. Just as a little guy with no strength or endurance will survive for long in a fight, a little car with skinny tyres and a huge V8 will struggle to get around a corner without ending up a twisted wreck. Sometimes though, getting a bit sideways can lead to a big grin.


Oct 09 2011

plitchen kinth

Category: awesomeness,randomnesspimento @ 8:06 pm

The latest in a long dormant series of things I have built is complete! Previewed here for premium members, it’s a plinth for my kitchen that I might place my breadmaker on, or perhaps utilise as additional bench space for cookery. The last rubbish coat of varnish was slapped on last weekend, so today it came home. As you’ll see, I couldn’t get a car for the occasion, so I went with the SEA method of furniture moving. It was super effective!

Very securely attached to el beastie.

The marble came separate, as I’m not silly. It was actually a more wobbly ride on this trip due to the weight of the slab and tools in the back.

With wheels for +10 to manouverability. Matches the desk! In fact, it was the remains of the same tin of varnish.

In place and ready for plinthination. Takes up a bit of room, but is still better than the ol’ pair of milkcrates that the breadmaker used to perch upon. All in all, great success! .. Except for the rubbish varnishing job. I’m lazy, and those slats were really hard to get into…


Sep 17 2011

postie is back, baby

Category: awesomenesspimento @ 4:45 pm

The beast is back! Huzzah! Apparently some punk kids were trying to push it into the water at a local park but someone yelled out at them and they ran off. The fuzz called me down to get it, while I was there they received a call about some punk kids throwing things into the water at a different nearby park, so they went off to investigate while the forensics lady dusted for prints. Exciting stuff! She didn’t find anything though. It’s now chained up to the building and the Bonnie, so hopefully that’s the end of that.

Today I replaced the basket on the back because the old one was pretty beaten up.. it was already a bit crappy, and it seemed to have copped it a bit in its month and a bit kidnapping so now there’s a shiny new one. This time I mounted it about an inch further back and I put some pipe insulation foam on it so it shouldn’t hurt when it belts me in the small of the back so much. It’s at a height where it just gets in under the back padding in my riding jackets.


Aug 07 2011

shot in the street

Category: randomnesspimento @ 7:02 pm

And I’m to blame.


Aug 04 2011

bye bye beastie

Category: rantingpimento @ 8:47 pm

Sniff.. my little beastie is gone.. :(

Some goddamn $%^#ing @#$t done gone stoled it.. poor thing is probably in bits on ebay by now. Well.. jokes on them, it was mostly pretty worn out! So there!…

:(

The load carrying capacity and general praticality and frugality will be muchly missed.


Jul 22 2011

misleading…

Category: amusementpimento @ 10:23 pm


Jul 22 2011

2006 Mollydooker Merlot

Category: boozepimento @ 10:21 pm

The Scooter. Fuck yes.


Jul 18 2011

all apologies

Category: bacon and egg,booze,musing,randomnesspimento @ 12:32 am

Hello dear reader, I hope you’re well. How’s that issue you were having with the things, I hope it’s getting sorted out satisfactorily. I hate for unsatisfactorial results in that regard. Would be most unseemly.

Anyway, just checking in really. I’m hoping to have some actual content on here pertaining to things, but it seems lately I’ll I’ve been doing is complaining. It’s not all bad though really.. if it was it’d be on here. Mostly it’s just irritating. Soon though there will be some positivity – I’ve finally organised the piece of marble I’ve been threatening to aquire for a while. I wish to make a kitchen plinth. Details will come as further developments.. develop. I’m also pondering the new bed base thing again, but that’s rather more up in the air at the minute. I’m thinking less bohemothy than I was last time though. Just some more storage space so thing seem more sparse. Too much shit lying around.. anyone want a motorcycle helmet that’s been in a crash? Mmm, me either. Think I’ll just bin that one.

One thing about the wineboarding – you only get the cheap stuff on here. The nice stuff is drunk off site with friends [I don't entertain here.. far too crummy] and I keep neglecting to photog something while out. If you do ever take any advice from me though, get some Molly Dooker. It’s all fantastic, my highlight being the Two Left Feet. Not sure about the more expensive stuff, I’ve not tried it.. but if the entry level stuff is anything to go by, it’ll knock your socks off. Also they have some US delivery arrangement, so youse sepos out there have no excuse.

As for the ol’ B&E thing, I’ve not forgotten that, I’ve just been doing my own. Some good ol’ fiends tipped me off on a better way to do things in that regard – cook bacon, crack egg into frypan then immediately chuck a nice slab o’ bread on the egg so it cooks into it. Kinda like real easy french toast, only without all the messing around. Crangasmic. Once the egg is cooked, flip it over so the back side toasts (you can have buttered it or, as I like to do, drizzled some olive oil on there) and slick a bit of cheese, the bacon and some chilli sauce on there. That way the cheese melts a bit while it’s in the pan. Do it right, it’s a 10/10 I’d wager.. I’d have to try it with duck eggs fresh from the bum and super nice bacon to be sure, but I can’t see how it could go wrong with the right ingredients. That’s really the key in that sort of thing.

Anyway, should sign off. Hopefully I’ll write again soon, but no promises. T’would clearly be hypocritical to.


Jul 17 2011

2007 Brangayne Shiraz

Category: boozepimento @ 8:04 pm


Jul 17 2011

pliss…

Category: randomnesspimento @ 7:13 pm

Quote from: some guy on the internet

…PLS…

Years ago I was reading some fantasy novel where some reptile man creature or something was begging not to be SWORDED to DEATH, which apparently sounded something like ‘plisss… plisss’. Now when I see ‘pls’ or ‘plz’ anywhere, that’s what it translates to in my mindtank – a sort of pitiable plea for clemency from an unnatural, vile creature.

Naturally, the reptile man creature was then SWORDED to DEATH.


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